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Two Nuns were out exploring on their tandem. They cycled through a scenic little village. First Nun "Oh, I've never come this way before" Second Nun "Neither have I, must be the cobbles!"

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Nice one dude!

Hey Korngirl!! Welcome to the madhouse, hope you are ready for it! Come join the FUN! Moondust! Only colour for a Puma!

Listen Neil, if she goes off on one, be looking to you for protection ok!

Phew! Guess she can text tho - no need for oversea's calls!

Et moi!

My Puma flies....

Join the club!

:ok: THe simple ones are the good ones!

Ah, well, speed and danger is a debate that goes on and on. Its when and where that is more important than just the speed on the clock. Being sensible is the key. And having damn good eye sight!

An amnesiac comes into a bar. He asks, "Do I come here often?" ~ ~ ~ ~ A guy walks into a bar with some jump leads. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!" ~ ~ ~ ~ A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender sets the beer down and says, "For you, no...

Hmm, that does sound a little OTT. Maybe they have been inudated by the populus complaining about a small blue coupe flying through the villlage each day :-D

On the M11? Certainly won't be PCSO's. Could be Highways Agency, but they can't enforce either.

Urm, stop smoking??

Ton up usually gets you an instant ban unless there are mitgating circumstances. And the Magistrate is in a good mood. I have NEVER seen a Police car/bike on a French D road. Guess I have been lucky. Of course, Speed Safety Camera detection is illegal there.... And you will be lucky to see a...

Revenue? Possibly? Buy a Road Angel. Don't go anywhere without mine. Its an excellent Road Safety device and warns you of the presence of potential accident sites long before you see the camera placed to reduce the accident and therefore you can ensure your speed is appropriate to the dangerous...

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Urm, lets say a clash of interests!

BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR ( bit rude) A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother". The man arched an eyebrow (as...