your mum's so fat....

[PhilLew]

There's been a few of these doing the rounds recently, these are the best of the ones I've heard...unless you know better?

Your mum's so fat, she had to have her ears pierced so the kids could see the telly.

Your mums so fat your dad keeps burning his bum on the bedroom ceiling light when he get's it on with her

Your mum is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Your mum is so fat that she got on an airplane and only the wings took off!

Your mums so fat, I swerved to avoid her and ran out of petrol.

Your mum's so fat she has her own gravitational field.

Your mum's so fat you don't walk with her, more amongst her.

And my personal favorite today……

Your mum’s so fat, when she fell down the stairs I thought it was Eastenders ending on the t.v.

 

[quest63]

Your mums so fat she has her own postcode :-D

 

[Puma Babe]

funny, I thought this was the jokes section

 

[Flying Scotsman]

YMSF - She plays pool with the planets...

 

[Flying Scotsman]

YMSF - She uses a mattress as a sanitary towel

 

[Sparx]

Your mums so fat your dad had to roll over five times to get off her

 

[evilrob]

Your mum's so fat that, medically, she's considered morbidly obese. This means she should take steps to address her diet and fitness regime with a view to losing weight, as left unattended her condition will lead to a number of unpleasant health complications and ultimately a premature death.

 

[evilrob]

Have I misunderstood this game? :-D

 

[yippeekiay]

Your mother is so fat that when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Your mother is so fat that when she drops her jeans her arse is still in them.

Your mother is so fat she has more chins than a chinese phonebook.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to KFC she licks everyone elses fingers.

Your mother is so fat she wears a wide load sign & strobe lights on her arse.

Your mother is so fat but hey, I'm not fussy so I screwed her anyway.

 

[Anonymous]

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to KFC she licks everyone elses fingers.

LMAO!!

 

[d170sam]

Ymsf, her blood type is ragu
Ymsf, her cereal Bowl has a lifeguard
Ymsf, if she gets in a lift it has to go down
Ymsf, she has smaller fat women orbiting around her

 

[mix2000]

Ymsf, when she passes her handbag hand to hand, she throws it!!

Ymsf, Your dads idea of safe sex, is to strap a plank to his arse!!